Nov 2022 – Present · 3 yrs 6 mos

• Engineered linguistically versatile prompts across productivity, creativity, and therapy-adjacent use cases.
• Set record for “most uses of regenerate button in under 5 minutes.”
• Piloted model behavior from useful to weird in fewer than 3 instructions.

Apr 2020 – Mar 2024 · 3 yrs 11 mos

• Manufacturer of shipping materials.

Apr 2020 – Mar 2024 · 3 yrs 11 mos

• E-commerce negotiation plugin.

Nov 2019 – Dec 2022 · 3 yrs 1 mo · San Francisco Bay Area

Apr 2019 – May 2022 · 3 yrs 1 mo · Alameda, California

Jul 2018 – Present · 7 yrs 10 mos · Florence Area, Italy

Apr 2018 – Present · 8 yrs 1 mo

• Conducted friction analysis on keypad check-ins and quirky plumbing setups.
• Authored detailed reviews laced with passive-aggressive praise.
• Benchmarked sleep quality against thread count and late-night street noise.

Jan 2018 – Present · 8 yrs 4 mos · San Francisco, CA

• ⚬ Designed and planned development roadmap aligning business goals and user satisfaction.
• ⚬ Managed remote engineering team of backend and frontend developers.
• ⚬ Planned and carried out development, release and maintenance of mobile application.
• ⚬ Tracked and analyzed user and platform analytics to inform future iterations.
• ⚬ Worked with designers to design product experiences that users love.
• ⚬ Worked with developers to create product experiences that are powerful yet intuitive.
• ⚬ Conducted A/B testing and analytical experiments for new ideas and fine-tuning core features.
• ⚬ Implemented vertical specific growth hacking tactics and adapted ones from other industries.

Dec 2017 – Present · 8 yrs 5 mos · Milan · On-site

• Judge at annual startup summit and mentor at startup workshops.

Oct 2017 – Present · 8 yrs 7 mos · San Francisco, California

Sep 2013 – Dec 2014 · 1 yr 3 mos · Fremont, CA

• ⚬ Developed curriculum and instructed students in the process of imagining, researching, structuring, designing, and developing their own mobile application prototypes.

Feb 2013 – Aug 2014 · 1 yr 6 mos · San Francisco Bay Area

• Social network for people with similar activity interests, such as running, rock climbing, cycling and more.
• Solving the loneliness problem

Dec 2012 – Present · 13 yrs 5 mos

• Managed shared family account with multi-region compliance and sibling password tension.
• Conducted pattern analysis on binge behavior and content fatigue.
• Maintained consistent contribution to “Continue Watching” shelf.

Dec 2012 – Present · 13 yrs 5 mos

• Benchmarked ETA reliability across major metro areas.
• Contributed to surge pricing algorithm through poor timing.
• Rated with conscience, even when deeply late.

Sep 2012 – Present · 13 yrs 8 mos

• Increased personal order volume with zero warehouse footprint.
• A/B tested urgency vs buyer's remorse across flash deals and abandoned carts.
• Beta tested frustration tolerance via late deliveries and porch piracy.

Jul 2011 – Feb 2012 · 7 mos

• Beginning PhoneGap: Mobile Web Framework for JavaScript and HTML5
• https://amzn.to/4poa9pe

Mar 2010 – Present · 16 yrs 2 mos · San Francisco, CA

• ⚬ Collaborated with large publishing and advertising agencies to build a variety of custom applications.(Magic, Iceberg, Skoda, Il Giornale, Obesity, Rocky, Rock Climbing ...)
• ⚬ Worked under commission to conceptualize and construct mobile applications for a diverse range of businesses.(Ilaria, Infinitus, Twinkle, Kenneth Copeland Ministries, IronCaddie, Garrafon, Findy, HeyMessenger ...)
• ⚬ Strategically advised established companies to drive their digital transformation and innovation.
• ⚬ Independently developed and marketed a number of practical mobile applications, each conceived of and designed with a mind to improving users’ daily lives.(Groupon, Pitti, Crawford, MyBookList, FindTower, StreetCleaning, MyLyrics,PV Master ...)

Feb 2010 – Present · 16 yrs 3 mos

• Delivered 24/7 support across legacy iOS devices, mismatched AirPods, and forgotten passwords.
• Deferred OS updates strategically for ecosystem stability.
• Enabled FaceTime connectivity across three generations with one iCloud ID.

Mar 2009 – Mar 2010 · 1 yr · Florence Area, Italy

Jan 2009 – Mar 2009 · 2 mos

Oct 2008 – Dec 2008 · 2 mos

• Follow production and mediate client/supplier relations.

Jan 2007 – Present · 19 yrs 4 mos

• Authored profile updates that subtly flex expertise while maintaining humility.
• Accepted connection requests from people I don't know, just in case.
• Optimized profile SEO with strategic buzzword placement and questionable endorsements.

Sep 2006 – Present · 19 yrs 8 mos

• Onboarded in the early growth wave, long before it was a family reunion site.
• Reached influencer-tier engagement metrics during meme economy boom.
• Consistently profiled with uncanny accuracy despite privacy settings and burner emails.

Jan 2005 – Jun 2005 · 5 mos

• The bridge between Italy and Spain, concerning any aspect a company needs.

Sep 2003 – Dec 2003 · 3 mos

• Organized International Tourism Fair in Florence
• ⚬ Planned exhibitor stand allocation based on requirements and availability
• ⚬ Sales, upselling and client support
• ⚬ Interfaced with workers to oversee progress
• ⚬ On-site support and problem-solving

Jan 2001 – Present · 25 yrs 4 mos

• Supplied high-frequency queries across productivity, philosophy, and health anxiety domains.
• Indexed personal digital life via Maps, Gmail, Calendar, Chrome, and YouTube.
• Specialized in queries like “email politely but firmly” and “how to say no without saying no.”

Sep 1999 – Present · 26 yrs 8 mos

• Survived transition from Clippy to Copilot with only mild sarcasm.
• Explored undocumented Excel behavior via reckless formula stacking.
• Used Teams to store files, miss messages, and mispronounce colleague names.